It’s awkward, but someone needs to say it. I’m sure I would be guilty of the exact same thing if the tables were turned. I mean, it’s your boobies. They are front and center. They are eye catchers, candy! It’s okay when it’s someone you don’t mind looking. But, God, it is just absolutely so awkward and uncomfortable when you tell someone what type of cancer you had and they IMMEDIATELY look at your breasts. Which, by the way, that word sucks. Breasts? Really? All I can think about is chicken! Yet boobies makes me sound like I’m two. Ta-tas is degrading, and gazungas just sounds weird. So what? What shall they be called?

Any suggestions? Classy yet 2015.

FOOBS!